i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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