no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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