Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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