it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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