I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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