People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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