Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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