Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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