Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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