I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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