I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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