Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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