it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize
