question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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