He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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