is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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