Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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