just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You've changed since you got that strap on
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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