just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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