we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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