maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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