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(248): View more from Michigan

Hoooooo maaaaan

(313): View more from Michigan

Yes?

(248): View more from Michigan

I'm retarded. Again.

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(334): View more from Alabama

nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech

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(541): View more from Oregon

I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

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(310): View more from California

You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals

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