im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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