Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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