And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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