no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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