Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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