bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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