I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
please don't ironically join a cult
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