Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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