Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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