I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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