"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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