if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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