I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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