it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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