my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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