That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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