What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Text me some of your sweat
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