It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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