have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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