Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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