Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
