absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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