I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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