I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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