Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Can i not drive my cunt home
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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