I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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