he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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