That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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