Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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