Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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