if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
