He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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